Poor Old Man

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

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grumpy old man

an older guy is trying to get his young wife pregant, so he goes to the doctor to get a sperm count. the doc gives him a cup and a lid and tells him to go home and fill it. the next day he goes back to the doctors office and gives him a empty cup, the doctor asked him why is the cup empty? the old man said i'd tried with my left hand, my right hand. my wife tried with her left hand, her right hand and even her mouth. my wife's friend even tried. so the doctor said what is the probelm, the old man replies, we could'nt get the lid off the cup.

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