You sooooo ugly, that when you wear a turtle neck, your head looks like a busted condom
you so ugly you made a blind kid cry
ur ears r so big......u probably heard the sun come up
Yo momma’s so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!
your momma is ugly she threw a bommerrag and it didn’t come back.
you so ugly , your dog humps your leg, with his eyes closed.
You so ugly that your mom had to feed you with a sling shot when you were little
You’re so ugly, your reflection looks away.
You’re so ugly, they confuse you with your mom