grumpy old man

an older guy is trying to get his young wife pregant, so he goes to the doctor to get a sperm count. the doc gives him a cup and a lid and tells him to go home and fill it. the next day he goes back to the doctors office and gives him a empty cup, the doctor asked him why is the cup empty? the old man said i'd tried with my left hand, my right hand. my wife tried with her left hand, her right hand and even her mouth. my wife's friend even tried. so the doctor said what is the probelm, the old man replies, we could'nt get the lid off the cup.

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HANG TIME

a girl goes to a doctor for a check up just after having sex for the first time and asked her doctor what was that hanging from between his legs? the doctor replied that is his penis. then the girl asked what was that knob at the top of his penis? the doctor replied that is the head of the penis. then the girl asked what was those two things hanging 12'' to 14'' below ? the doctor answered, i don't know about your boy friend, but for me it's my butt cheeks.

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