A true story

My cosine and I took a tape recorder and left the first 30 seconds blank for as long as I could, I made A long farting noise with my mouth as soon as I finished my cosine started making his farting sound so it sounded like one long fart. My parents were sleeping and we put the recorder under there bed and pressed play, witch gave us thirty seconds to sneak back out. As we listened from the hallway after so long my mom called out in disgust GOERGE!!!!.

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SILENT BUT DEADLY

So this elderly couple is sitting in church and the wife whispers to the husband "Hun I just left an awful silent fart what should I do?" And the husband replies "Well the first thing you should do is check the battery in your hearing aid"

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