Monday, August 24, 2009

Top 5 Money Jokes (one liners)

1: Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?

A: Let's get together and make some cents.

2: Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?

A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.

3: Q: What has six balls and rips you off daily?

A: The lottery.

4: Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?

A: To change his name to Apple Juice.

5: Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and thrills women?

A: Money.

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