1: Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.
2: Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
3: Q: What has six balls and rips you off daily?
A: The lottery.
4: Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.
5: Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and thrills women?